A Period is like a mini pregnancy that you have once a month every month up until you actually do get pregnant. a pregnancy is like a bloodless period that is nine months long that ends in a beautiful gift of going through hours of unimaginable pain. then you repeat this process until you hit your 50’s. then you get menopause. menopause is like pregnancy and your period combined and on steroids. this lasts for about a year and even up to five years long. So, this is a girls life.

when your mom is on the phone and you ask her if you can do something, and she just tells you to go away

When you post something awesome on Facebook and you just sit there waiting for the likes to roll in.

My friend just got a tumblr and this was our conversation